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Yes, it was cool that Ricki was there yesterday at the rally for Dr. Robert Biter at Scripps Memorial Hospital in Encinitas. She lended as much love as she did celebrity to the cause, and there’s a rumor that the sixth graders in the Encinitas Union School District are jealous of her mad crossing guard skills. Anna Getty was there with her little one, too.

If these rallies are going to grow from hundreds of people to thousands of people, a new tactic is needed. May I recommend the following?

 

Muffins will be served.

You’re wondering if this is real or not, aren’t you? It’s just a photoshopped version of this, but watch for Can Dr. Biter Get More Fans Than Nickelback AND a Pickle Combined? on Facebook.

NB: The person on the roof? A security guard on a phone call keeping an eye on the rally.

Comments

[Another Rachel]

Between this and the Birthquake... there is no stopping you! Go on!

[melissa]

How did we not think of this sooner?!

It was lovely to meet you yesterday. My kids continue to "woohoo" every time they hear a car honk. :)

[Jennifer]

LOL!! This post is hilarious! I love that Ricki Lake was out there on the sidewalk waving a sign around.

I want Betty White (and her muffin) to host everything. It would make my life so much better.

[Jill]

Rachel, it is indeed another flawless plan, like Birthquake.

[Augusta]

Love it.

[Augusta]

By the way, does anybody really know what happened with Dr. Biter? I'm starting to get a little concerned that there's stuff going on that birth advocates don't know about. What if he really did something worthy of losing his priveleges and here we are defending him? Not all natural birth advocates/birth professionals are worthy of our trust. I can think of a few offhand that I've learned disappointing details about. I just hope that Dr. Biter really is the real deal. Does anybody know for sure? Why didn't he show for the protest OR at least comment on it?

[Jill P.]

99 notifications? :faints: I get overwhelmed when I have 30!