By Jill Arnold
This one is for Emjaybee, who told me yesterday that she discovered in her other writing space that the secret to a successful blog post is inclusion of Beyonce.
I can do better than that, I thought. This masterpiece is going to break the internet. We apologize for any inconvenience.
You can click on the image to embiggen it, by why would you want to?
This answers two important questions:
1. Did I really have nothing better to do with this hour of my time?
2. “Mommy, what did you do between 2008 and 2011?”