Down Home Gynecology

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A friend just inquired as to whether I wrote this. The answer is yes. Of course I did. And I posed for the rendering that also appears on mudflaps which you can pick up for $27.99 at your nearest NAPA Auto Parts. Incidentally, you can also pick up a lot of the down home gyno supplies recommended in my book at NAPA, so bring your checkbook.

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[Saanen Mother]

I always knew you and your down home gynecology were county fair material.

[Jill]

Saanen Mother, a greater compliment I shall never receive.

I wonder if Marvin and Mary Sue had a shingle out front reading "Pappy's Pappies."

[Jill]

http://www.instantrimshot.com

[MomTFH]

And now, for a musical interlude from Spinal Tap:

Big bottoms
Big bottoms
Talking bout mudflaps, my girl's got 'em.

[Jill]

MomTFH, your Spinal Tap reference was paptastic. Thank you.